Have you ever seen those comercials for the "More Taste League" by Miller Lite? That damn commissioner pisses me off. So the guy is in the bar and orders a Miller Light. The bartender(who is the comish in disguise) proceeds to tell the guy "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of Miller Lite" and when the guy asks for any other lite beer he gets in trouble for it?!?!?!?!?
So you tell the dude you're out of the beer that he wants to drink which is the beer you say he should drink and then make him beg for leinency because he didn't order Miller Lite..... Fuck you buddy