UnwashedMass
Shared on Wed, 05/30/2007 - 13:03Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit."
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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's nine and the other one's six. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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Submitted by jackal857 on Wed, 05/30/2007 - 13:17