High School Reunions...

TDrag27

Shared on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:39

Dean's cousin had his 20 year high school reunion this summer. He didn't go. But he let Dean fill out the questionairre for him. They responded that they were going to post it "unedited." LOL.

 

Summarize what you have been doing over the past 20 years. Try and stick with what you/your spouse personally are doing and avoid things that would resemble 'blogs'
After highschool, I joined the Navy. I wanted to be like Shipwreck from GI Joe, but without a parrot. It turns out, the real Navy is quite a bit different than it is portrayed on GI Joe. Although, I was instrumental in the success of the Gulf War (the good one) in 1991, I decided that Navy life wasn't for me. After four years of service to my beloved country, I left the Navy, got a job, and began attending school. A mere decade later, I recieved a bachelors degree in Business Administration from the prestigous Metro State University, which I someday hope to utilize in a "career". Right now, I am working at NAPA auto parts. I have been there for about 15 years now. Where else can you show up to work with puke in your hair, get caught sleeping in a box, and hit a coworker over the head with a muffler, and still not get fired? (Really, if you know a place like that let me know. Due to my lackluster work ethic, my employement status is somewhat tenuous.)
 
I am currently not married. I live in St Louis Park. I have the awesomest apartment ever. Every flat surface is adorned with a statue of a comic book character. Hulk, Spiderman, Wolverine.... even Hawkeye (Marvel only, of course). Plus, all vertical surfaces are covered by comic book posters. My pride and joy are my two replicas of Thor's Battle Hammer (one from the regurlar Marvel Universe, and one from the Ultimate Marvel Universe). Much of my time and income go toward purchasing and reading comic books. That is what makes me such an engaging conversationalist. I can take any coversation and turn it into a 25 minute diatribe on the Hulk's inner psyche. Strangely, this hasn't made me tremendously popular with my coworkers.

Also please tell us: (you can incorporate this into your summary)

When did you get married? (month/ day/ year) and your spouse's name.
Not married.

Where did you attend college?
Metro State University

What are you currently employed? What other jobs have you had since graduation?
NAPA Auto Parts warehouse in St Louis Park.

What do you do for fun... what are your hobbies, interests, and passions in life?
 
Read comic books, buy comic book statues, torture those around me with stories of comic book characters.

What does your spouse do for work? (yes, stay at home mom/dad is a job!)
N/A

What does your spouse enjoy doing for fun? (hobbies, interests)
N/A

What activities are you, you and your spouse, and your family engaged in together?
N/A

List the first names and ages of all of your children; include their birthday if you wish.
N/A

Do you have any pets?
I was thinking about getting a cat, but was worried it might mess with my statues (not to mention making me look gay... which I'm not.... really!)

List places you have traveled to on vacations or for business.
Vacations are usually spent in Little Falls with my family. If you've never been, you really must go. They have a movie theater. I was forced to travel in the Navy.... the Middle East, Europe, Central America, and Africa. I hate those places.

Where do you attend church?
I don't attend church. I became disinterested with the Judeo Christian god while in the Navy. Recently, I joined the Son's of Odin. A church in Denmark dedicated to the servitude of the Norse gods. I'm not sure I would go all the way to Denmark to attend a worship service, but with my two DWIs, I would be unable to attain a visa, anyway.

What is something crazy that you have done, or something that you have done with your life that you never thought you would do?
Where to start......since this is a family publication, I think I will have to abstain on this question.

What life lessons have you learned in the past 20 years that you would like to share with others?
One of my great failings in life, is that I never really learn from my mistakes. See two the DWIs referenced above.

Do you use any type of chat service such as AOL IM, Yahoo IM, MSN Messenger and if so, what is your ID or screen name?
Absolutely not! I rue the day I joined Facebook.
 

Comments

FaceFuMaster's picture
Submitted by FaceFuMaster on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 17:30
I named my dog "Duke" from GI Joe.
SPARHAWK25's picture
Submitted by SPARHAWK25 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 09:39
That would be funny if it were'nt true. Very nice Dean.
h8z_u_all's picture
Submitted by h8z_u_all on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 12:29
Who didnt wanna be shipwreck but why no parrot lol
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 15:23
lol
newtizzle's picture
Submitted by newtizzle on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 16:55
thats awesome lol
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 18:05
I wanted to be Gung Ho or Snake Eyes.
ForensicsPhreak's picture
Submitted by ForensicsPhreak on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 19:14
Damn. Tell Dean I just spit up coke through my nose reading that. i may have to hire Dean to design resumes for some of my relatives...
DSmooth's picture
Submitted by DSmooth on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 18:08
EPIC

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