mental note...

MTPathy

Shared on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 13:13

when you walk into the bathroom while your wifes brushing her teeth dont tell her that it looks like shes stabbing herself in the face.

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MrGuster's picture
Submitted by MrGuster on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 13:14
HAHAHA!!!! Tell her you said it because it's due to your craving for donuts.....
BlowMonkey's picture
Submitted by BlowMonkey on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 13:28
Ever sneak into the bathroom while your wife is showering to get a little play....only to find out it is your teenage son in the shower.....that's the kind of thing therapy can't fix....for either of us.
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 14:10
Also, when your wife is in the shower don't pour ice water over the top of the door.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 19:06
Or tilt your head and say hmmm one ass cheek looks bigger than the other...
Bonecollektor's picture
Submitted by Bonecollektor on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 19:34
Or try to sneak in and rip a fart in her steamy shower only to find out she heard you the whole time and smears shampoo down your bare ass crack! LOL!
govnamac's picture
Submitted by govnamac on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 21:37
Don't forget the time honored dutch oven.

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