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Shared on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 09:44
Had the "Scooters" over the weekend and yesterday.

Scooters: Defined by my wife, as having uncontrollable burning poo. My definition: it was like spewing napalm (on fire) with broken glass, razor wire and rubbing alcohol, all mixed together.

Remember that scene from Dumb and Dumber, yes you know the one. This is me, most of the day Sunday and Monday.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDiujuv6rQ[/youtube]

I'm back, although sore, tired, weak and have no inclination to eat any of my favorite food, which is Mexican food. Ugh.


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JR

Comments

IACO's picture
Submitted by IACO on Fri, 08/31/2007 - 11:48
sweeet scooter racing would be great.. it could be like road rash on the sega genesis!!! but instead of chain's you could use jump rope's:) good luck bro, 200 dollars is a great deal!!
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 12:13
Cool stuff T, I am hoping to keep the two Aero 80s for Cutie and myself for just that reason. Send me a picture of you two on your scooters.
KingBayman's picture
Submitted by KingBayman on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 09:48
Best scene in any movie ever!!!
LtBlarg's picture
Submitted by LtBlarg on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 09:58
Did you do the same facial expressions?
Stryker927's picture
Submitted by Stryker927 on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 10:06
Thank you for not posting a video of yourself in that situation. :) "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!" :D
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 10:06
I hate those, you are sitting on the crapper praying for the cool splash of the toilet water against your chocolate starfish to stop some of the pain.
Castlemonster's picture
Submitted by Castlemonster on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 10:06
You should hang out with BigOne... he likes BK shakes as his "catalyst" for cataclysmic poopage.
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 12:34
I have thought about getting one, but then I think of what I would look like riding a scooter around town...... not pretty. Good buy for you though! Good luck with the repairs and hopefully you can make some serious coin!
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Tue, 07/24/2007 - 11:36
you and Poo... I tell ya. JollyPooRoger.
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 06:59
Why not save them and get a big field or track and have scooter racing? You know make more money and sell coke or pepse or even RC Cola for the kids/guys that just want to have fun?
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 07:24
That's pretty cool Bob. Good luck with the repairs.
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 08:01
Own a race track? No thanks. Insurance would be an arm and a leg. By the way, I bought all seven scooters for $200.
bear96's picture
Submitted by bear96 on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 08:11
That is great! Ahhhh, memories. Had a late 80s model Elite 80, and a buddy had an Aero 125. We used to mod them with aftermarket parts and then use octane booster to get them to really go. For $200, you got a great deal, and with the recent popularity of Vespas, you should be able to turn these around and make a nice little profit. Good luck and be sure to post the "after" pictures! :)
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Fri, 08/24/2007 - 08:11
Scooters rule....My husband and I each have one to run around town on in the summer.

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