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JollyRoger

Shared on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 08:13
My spot in the Fight Club Hall of Fame was solidified this morning. What a loser I am.

[09:11] JollyRoger: !fight !random
[09:11] fightbot: MILESTONE!!! JollyRoger has now reached the 10000 fight mark!!!
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger gains 5 bonus levels!!!
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger[54] starts a fight with JungleCat2O2P[56]...
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pokes JungleCat2O2P[44] with a dirty hypodermic needle.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pulls out a shiv, but only nicks JungleCat2O2P[43]'s arm.
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P jabs JollyRoger[42].
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger bumps JungleCat2O2P[35].
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger pulls out a shiv, but only nicks JungleCat2O2P[34]'s arm.
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P picks up a chair and smashes it over JollyRoger[26]'s head.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger jabs JungleCat2O2P[15].
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P swings a baseball bat at JollyRoger[20]'s head, but just catches a shoulder.
[09:11] *** NoGame22 has joined #fightclub.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger sprays pepper spray into JungleCat2O2P[4]'s eyes.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger throws and Energon Cube at JungleCat2O2P[-9] while singing You've Got the Touch..pwned old school.
[09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger yells: Save yourself the embarrassment and stay on the ground....you got pwned!
[09:11] fightbot: JungleCat2O2P cries out: I am too lame for a death-cry
[09:11] *** -fightbot- You gain 6 experience points.
[09:11] *** JungleCat2O2P has been kicked from #fightclub by fightbot: You have been killed by JollyRoger.
[09:11] *** JungleCat2O2P has joined #fightclub.


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JR

Comments

TheCrazyPerson's picture
Submitted by TheCrazyPerson on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 17:45
sorry I missed it! ;-)
Liger117's picture
Submitted by Liger117 on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 11:35
Now get back to work.
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 08:16
"What a loser I am. :D " /story ;-)
LtBlarg's picture
Submitted by LtBlarg on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 08:17
Here is what happened next: [09:11] LtBlarg: !fight jollyroger [09:11] fightbot: LtBlarg[68] starts a fight with JollyRoger[54]... [09:11] fightbot: LtBlarg attempts a super-move, but barely catches JollyRoger[44]'s arm. [09:11] fightbot: JollyRoger whips out some bamboo and shoves it under LtBlarg's toenails [54]. [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger pours battery acid onto LtBlarg[35]. [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg punches JollyRoger[27] in the junk. [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger lunges at LtBlarg[35], but misses. [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg deals JollyRoger[6] a massive blow. [09:12] JungleCat2O2P: !fight jollyroger [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger throws a beer bottle at LtBlarg[35], but it hits a wall. [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger swings a broken bottle, but only gets LtBlarg[34]'s hand. [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg lightly jabs JollyRoger[0]. [09:12] fightbot: LtBlarg yells: KNOW YOUR ROLE !!! I am getting stronger everyday !! Mu..Ha...Ha...Ha [09:12] fightbot: JollyRoger cries out: I'm not sure what is worse, losing to you or losing to LB75. I think I'd rather lose to a girl. Here's to you Jolly.
JollyRoger's picture
Submitted by JollyRoger on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 08:19
LOL
kevtek17's picture
Submitted by kevtek17 on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 08:35

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