hmmmm ok

Keep in mind there are thousands of troops when I am.

So I got to meet Dave Attell, Billy Ray Cyris, Anna Kornikova, and some old tennis coach that used to coach her and is a big fuckin deal or something. They came to see us for the hollidays but they only could stay for one hour. At this point if you don't like to hear deployed soldiers bitch about how bad nice things are that you wouldnt normally get to do while in a combat zone quit reading. I caught one guy bitching about his steak one day in the chow hall and said "blog about how shitty your steak in Iraq is and see how everyone in the states feels about that." this is kinda like that, maybe i should just eat my steak and smile in a metaphoical way. I waited in line at 09:30 for thier arrival at 10:15. They showed up at 10:40 and started seeing people at 10:45. Right before the USO started, they put us in groups of 6 no big deal hey at least we get to see them and get a picture. The USO are the ones who bring all the good people to see us. They don't pay them and they come out of the goodness of their heart, so bless everyone that visits soldiers. The people in charge say we have to hurry but we will get signed pictures personalized to us. Cool I'll sake some hands and say my hellos and be happy with my signed picture and my picture with them. When they opened up it was "hurry hurry hurry!" I got to see the old fucker, Anna, Billy Ray and I got to Shake hands with Dave Attell and say hi hows you. I didn't get to touch, smell, or talk to any of the others and I got a signed glossy of them in all on one glossy. I'm not a big Billy Ray fan, Anna is smoking hot so I was hoping she smelled good, cuz people rarely do here, I didn't care about the old fucker, I really like Dave though and was happy to talk to him. I feel that If you don't have enough time, don't come. It stems from if you can't do something right, then don't do it! Maybe I should be happy i got to see them but still I'm pissed about the whole thing, and I honestly think the 4 peeps weren't real happy with it either but they couldn't do much about it. I was so Excited to meet Anna as alot of the other guys. We named that day Anna Kornikova Friday. Shitty day as it was. I forgot to mention I had been up well over 24 hours at that point as well. God bless they people that come on USO tours but FUCK!!!!!

 FUCK I hate this place!!

P.S. We get steak, lobster, shrimp, and crab legs at least once a week, and it's fucking excellent!!!!!