
Durty
Shared on Sun, 09/16/2007 - 11:56Panties are ordered!! Should have them within a week or so, and don't worry.....I will post pics as soon as I get them I can't wait....I have a bit of a panty fetish if you hadn't guessed all ready, lol.
I decided to quit smoking....for real this time. No complaining, no drugs, no patch, no nothing except I am just done with it all. I had my last cigarette at 6pm last night....that would be 18 hours ago now. I am doing really well, not freaking out or anything surprisingly, I think about it everyonce in a while but then I tell myself....nope, you want to live...and you are just not smoking so quit thinking about it. It seems to be working, lol.
I found this and it cracked me up...enjoy.
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius .
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost! a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas .
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Dan ny Ozark!
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it" --Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ." --Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. " --Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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