Durty's blog

Because I'm bored...and it's cold, I have a question for you.



Since you can see your breath outside on a cold day, can you also see your farts?

PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

PRODUCT WARNINGS
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

They keep saying we are going to have another ice storm this weekend like we did last winter. I hope not...last winter the man lost all utilities for 4 days, I didn't get mine back for 13..most people around here were in the same boat or worse than I was. Let me tell you, that's a long fucking time to go without electricity, phone, hot water, etc...granted, I only spent a couple nights total without any utilities (staying with family and such), but there were a lot of people not as lucky as I was...and it sucked.

They keep saying we are going to have another ice storm this weekend like we did last winter. I hope not...last winter the man lost all utilities for 4 days, I didn't get mine back for 13..most people around here were in the same boat or worse than I was. Let me tell you, that's a long fucking time to go without electricity, phone, hot water, etc...granted, I only spent a couple nights total without any utilities (staying with family and such), but there were a lot of people not as lucky as I was...and it sucked.

I had the second interview with that company this morning, it went well.  They ended up only giving second interviews to 4 people...so my odds stand at 25%, lol.  After speaking more with them, I'm not sure that the job would be a great fit for me...but if they offer it to me, I am likely to take it...I need it!  I did interview with a second company this afternoon where I think I would be a better fit and where I think I would enjoy the job more.  It is for an Accounts Receivable Manager...pay is slightly less starting out, but will go up after the first of the year..benefits are about the sa

I had the second interview with that company this morning, it went well.  They ended up only giving second interviews to 4 people...so my odds stand at 25%, lol.  After speaking more with them, I'm not sure that the job would be a great fit for me...but if they offer it to me, I am likely to take it...I need it!  I did interview with a second company this afternoon where I think I would be a better fit and where I think I would enjoy the job more.  It is for an Accounts Receivable Manager...pay is slightly less starting out, but will go up after the first of the year..benefits are about the sa

My fucking computer went on the friz...keeps saying disk error or some shit and won't start up!!  It just shut down in the middle of me fucking around on here.   So now I'm stuck in the freezing ass basement on the mans computer...this sucks  

Anyone know how to fix it?  Help!! 

My fucking computer went on the friz...keeps saying disk error or some shit and won't start up!!  It just shut down in the middle of me fucking around on here.   So now I'm stuck in the freezing ass basement on the mans computer...this sucks  

Anyone know how to fix it?  Help!! 

Woke up at 5am this morning from a fucked up dream and couldn't get back to sleep...sucks, cuz now I am going to be tired as hell later on :(