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A friend sent this to me, among other spam, and I thought it was funny enough to share. It's probably old and tired spam but it was new to me.

DEMOCRAT
You  have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You  have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

...if you meet a chick wearing a tee shirt that reads "I Drink Your Milkshake", she's worth getting to know.

...if you meet a chick wearing a tee shirt that reads "I Drink Your Milkshake", she's worth getting to know.

Back from Panama. Whew.
I stayed in Panama City the entire trip. It's not a vacation destination...more like a mini-Miami...business and party city.
This pic is at the Canal.

Now, maybe I'll shake some dust off the xbox and see you jokers online.

Back from Panama. Whew.
I stayed in Panama City the entire trip. It's not a vacation destination...more like a mini-Miami...business and party city.
This pic is at the Canal.

Now, maybe I'll shake some dust off the xbox and see you jokers online.