A Lesson In Political Science

A friend sent this to me, among other spam, and I thought it was funny enough to share. It's probably old and tired spam but it was new to me.

DEMOCRAT
You  have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
Barbara Streisand sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You  have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You  have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You  have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

There was more to it, but too much get's boring.

Have a great weekend.