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WARNING, TASTELESSNESS TO FOLLOW:




A child is walking with a pedophile through the woods and says "I'm scared."

The pedophile looks back at the kid and says "You're scared?  I'm the one who has to walk out alone"

My mom is the best baker ever

One one hand I love big cookie cake.... On the other hand I hate the itchy underpants...

When at a party and looking for that special lady, it is important to scan for certain characteristics. Bubbly personality, quick wit, strong moral values.... or you can just shoot for the broad on the right and goto town. WOOHOOOOOOO

Although the law offices of Noto, Balsagna, and Boobiesalad are equal-opportunity employers, applications like these are NOT welcome...  Although he IS buxom, its not really what we're looking for.  Thanks anyway Jolly, you still got the legs!

I realized today that my office is totally lacking in hot secretaries...  Here I am, a young professional in NYC, and I stare at 50+ year old women all day.  I didn't sleep through 7 years of school for this!

Therefore, I am currently accepting applications for my "hot but dumb as rocks secretary" position.  Excellent salary, full medical, vacation time.

However, it is against company policy to bend at the knees, and I tend to drop things a lot.  Please post in comments if interested.  Jolly, I am looking in your direction.