MAJOR CRISIS IN THE OFFICE!!!!
I realized today that my office is totally lacking in hot secretaries... Here I am, a young professional in NYC, and I stare at 50+ year old women all day. I didn't sleep through 7 years of school for this!
Therefore, I am currently accepting applications for my "hot but dumb as rocks secretary" position. Excellent salary, full medical, vacation time.
However, it is against company policy to bend at the knees, and I tend to drop things a lot. Please post in comments if interested. Jolly, I am looking in your direction.
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Zero, how many times do I have to tell you. I was reading and walking down the hall. I couldn't see that you dropped you papers. I said it was fault, now move on. LOL