MAJOR CRISIS IN THE OFFICE!!!!

zerocd

Shared on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:02
I realized today that my office is totally lacking in hot secretaries...  Here I am, a young professional in NYC, and I stare at 50+ year old women all day.  I didn't sleep through 7 years of school for this!

Therefore, I am currently accepting applications for my "hot but dumb as rocks secretary" position.  Excellent salary, full medical, vacation time.

However, it is against company policy to bend at the knees, and I tend to drop things a lot.  Please post in comments if interested.  Jolly, I am looking in your direction.

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JollyRoger's picture
Submitted by JollyRoger on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:08
Zero, how many times do I have to tell you. I was reading and walking down the hall. I couldn't see that you dropped you papers. I said it was fault, now move on. LOL
Em's picture
Submitted by Em on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:12
speechless
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:20
how much vacation time?
zerocd's picture
Submitted by zerocd on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:25
Hell, you can go home at 11 if I can see the bottom of your chin when you wear a skirt
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:35
hehe .. don't be so shy zero
zerocd's picture
Submitted by zerocd on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 09:45
hot diggity damn! so where is your application chicklet?

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