Flywalker's blog

Well i started my new job on the 16th of march.  I am working in corrections on the big scale.  I dont want to post exactly who i work for because of good ole google.   I am working with criminals and they are in the big house.  This is the most unique job i have ever had.  Of course i have only farmed so it is definitely different.  These guys are really stupid.  I keep having to remind them they are in prison.  Here is how stupid these guys are.  They keep clogging there toilets on purpose and flooding there cubicles with shit and sewage.  It just doesnt make since but they keep doing it.  I

Well i started my new job on the 16th of march.  I am working in corrections on the big scale.  I dont want to post exactly who i work for because of good ole google.   I am working with criminals and they are in the big house.  This is the most unique job i have ever had.  Of course i have only farmed so it is definitely different.  These guys are really stupid.  I keep having to remind them they are in prison.  Here is how stupid these guys are.  They keep clogging there toilets on purpose and flooding there cubicles with shit and sewage.  It just doesnt make since but they keep doing it.  I

What is the difference between a Democrat, a Republican and  a Southerner?

You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?

A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all?  Stab you are dead.

A Republican - BANG

What is the difference between a Democrat, a Republican and  a Southerner?

You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?

A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all?  Stab you are dead.

A Republican - BANG

So i put my gun parts up for sale on ebay.  Those anti gun pussies kicked my listing off.  They said i violated policy. I understand that they cannot sell stuff the requires an FFL, but anything that does not should be allowed.   Well this is just great.  I am canceling my ebay acct. I am sure that the lost of my vast revenue will break EBAY  (not).  I just dont understand, What happened to common sense?

So i put my gun parts up for sale on ebay.  Those anti gun pussies kicked my listing off.  They said i violated policy. I understand that they cannot sell stuff the requires an FFL, but anything that does not should be allowed.   Well this is just great.  I am canceling my ebay acct. I am sure that the lost of my vast revenue will break EBAY  (not).  I just dont understand, What happened to common sense?

Well My new gun in all of its glory is a piece of shit.  I took it out to the farm and shot it.  bam bam bam BOOOM.  OH SHIT WTF!!!   or something like that.  So i disassembled it and check head spacing and other things.  Looked at the round that had blown out the side of the casing.  Everything checked out.  Ok so at this point I am thinking maybe bad round, or maybe breach was not shut all the way.  So I reload  (yes i reload to try again)  Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam  BOOOOOOOOM  Smoke!!  Oh SHit.  Back to the work bench.  I tear down the rifle and run all my checks completely disassemble c

Well My new gun in all of its glory is a piece of shit.  I took it out to the farm and shot it.  bam bam bam BOOOM.  OH SHIT WTF!!!   or something like that.  So i disassembled it and check head spacing and other things.  Looked at the round that had blown out the side of the casing.  Everything checked out.  Ok so at this point I am thinking maybe bad round, or maybe breach was not shut all the way.  So I reload  (yes i reload to try again)  Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam  BOOOOOOOOM  Smoke!!  Oh SHit.  Back to the work bench.  I tear down the rifle and run all my checks completely disassemble c

Oh my god it actually snowed here yesterday and last night.  I live in Arkansas right outside Memphis TN.  We never get snow.  We got 3 inches.  Now i know for those of you who live in the north that is nothing.  SUCK IT.   I love snow but we never get any.   When i was a kid we would get snow 2-3times a year only and inch or two at a time.  But in the last sixteen years we have not got any snow to amount to more than flurries.  Once again i realize 3 inches is flurries to you yankees.  And once again SUCK IT.  I am very jealous.  But we also get 100-110 degrees with 95% humidity here during t

Oh my god it actually snowed here yesterday and last night.  I live in Arkansas right outside Memphis TN.  We never get snow.  We got 3 inches.  Now i know for those of you who live in the north that is nothing.  SUCK IT.   I love snow but we never get any.   When i was a kid we would get snow 2-3times a year only and inch or two at a time.  But in the last sixteen years we have not got any snow to amount to more than flurries.  Once again i realize 3 inches is flurries to you yankees.  And once again SUCK IT.  I am very jealous.  But we also get 100-110 degrees with 95% humidity here during t