Flywalker
Shared on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 15:38What is the difference between a Democrat, a Republican and a Southerner?
You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?
A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all? Stab you are dead.
A Republican - BANG
A Southerner - Bang bang bang bang bang click click, reload, bang bang bang bang bang. Daughter to Daddy "good grouping daddy" Son "Daddy can I shoot the next one" Wife - You are not taking that to the taxidermist!
This is just a joke if offends you Stop reading now!
You are armed with a handgun and are walking down the street with your family.
An arab man wearing a white robe and carrying a knife comes charging at you yelling Alah.
What do you do?
A Democrat - Thinks to himself, have i offended this man, have i offended his beliefs, and have i done this man wrong at all? Stab you are dead.
A Republican - BANG
A Southerner - Bang bang bang bang bang click click, reload, bang bang bang bang bang. Daughter to Daddy "good grouping daddy" Son "Daddy can I shoot the next one" Wife - You are not taking that to the taxidermist!
This is just a joke if offends you Stop reading now!
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