Random Scribes

This week, graffitti !!!
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God loves us! (Written next to that) You cant write on this wall! Thats graffiti! (Next to that) Youre doing it too!

Seen written on the USA TODAY newspaper despenser outside of the University of Oklahoma Cafeteria when there are papers in the despenser: USA TODAY (written underneath) Tomorrow the World!

Poster above Urinal: Please stay closer as your little Johny is not as big as you think.

H R COLLEGE (MUMBAI,INDIA) Suggestions to improve the L C R (ladies common room) are wellcome. some one scribbled bellow it "LET THE GUYS IN"

(Left Wall) For toilet tennis, look right. (Right Wall) For toilet tennis, look left.

(seen above a condom machine) My Dad says these dont work!

(seen on a restaurant) GUYS: No shirt, no service GALS: No shirt, no charge.

As seen above a urinal: What are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hands.

At eye level, above a urinal: Look up... two feet up the wall, Keep going... near the ceiling, A little more... directly overhead, Um... youre pissing on your foot.

At this moment, you are the only man in the Army who knows what he is doing - Gents Lavatory, Aldershot Barracks UK

Beware of limbo dancers! (written at bottom of bathroom stall door with arrow pointing down)

Breakfast in New York, Lunch in Paris. - and scrawled below the American Airlines poster: Baggage in Hong Kong.

Do not eat large white mints (above a urinal)

Dont read this you fool, Watch what youre doing! - Gents Lavatory - London

E=mc2. - Written underneath it: Very nice, Albert. Next time show your work.

Fire torpedo 1! Fire torpedo 2! Fire torpedo 3! ... (one saying above each toilet in a movie theatre restroom)

For a good time, dont call my X-wife!

God, my hands are cold! - Scrawled at the top of a Superman poster, in a thought bubble above his head.

Ive been across the ocean, Ive been across the sea, now Im in Amsterdam, bet youre not as high as me!

If our service doesnt meet your standards, lower your standards. - Posted on a wall in a bar in Mexico

If you love your man, show some class. Dont write his name as you wipe your ass.

If you think our waiters are rude, you should see our manager. (On a cafe wall in Bristol.)

In a military mens room: Notice: In case of an air attack, duck under the urinals. Nobody ever hits them.

In a pub in Southern California, there is a mirror right above the urinal in the bathroom. The sign above the mirror reads: Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear

In case of emergency, pull handle. (written above a public toilet in New York City)

In the toilets of my school: I sit down here in deadly vapour I did my **bleep** but theres no paper

Instructions on a blowdryer in a mens room-- "1) Push button. 2) Rub hands briskly under nozzel. 3) Dryer shuts off automatically." Scratched underneath "4) Wipe hands on pants."

Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere. (written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.)

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! - Womens restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

My mother made me a lesbian. - Written below that: If I give her the yarn, will she make me one, too? - On the bathroom wall of the Infinity Bar in Miamisburg, Ohio 1979

No matter how you wiggle, no matter how you dance, the last few drops always end up going down your pants. (seen above a urinal in LA)

Not all who wander are lost. - written underneath: Not all who launder are washed - grafitti in Portland, Oregon.

Note on condom machine: These condoms built to British standards. underneath, Yeah, and so was the Titanic

On a menu in Millers Landing in Galveston, Texas: "If the food were any fresher, youd have to slap it!"

On a posted sign: "Bill Stickers will be prosecuted!" and written next to it, "Bill Stickers is innocent!"

On an airline bathroom: In case of emercengy, put your head between your legs and kiss your a$$ good-bye.

Please do not complain about the coffee. Youll be old and weak someday, too!

Please do not throw your cigarette butts on the ground, the turtles crawl out of the ponds and smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit. (seen next to a turtle pond on Paradise Island)

Please dont throw your butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. (written in bar bathroom in Memphis, TN)

Please dont throw your toothpicks in our toilets, our crabs have learned to pole vault. (Seen in a bathroom in Destin Fl)

Pull here for an Arts degree. (seen on toilet paper dispenser)

Scrawled on a condom machine: Dont buy this gum, it tastes like rubber!

Seen above a urinal in the Duke University library: Shakespeare before leaving.

Seen on a poster for staff working in a Hospital Maternity unit "Remember, the first 5 minutes of life are the most dangerous." Comment added below, "The last few minutes are pretty dodgy too!"

Seen on a sign in the window of a restaurant: Life is short, start with dessert.

Seen on a subway wall in New York: Life is one contradiction after another. Written below it: No its not!

Seen on the mens room wall at the BoardWalk Blues Cafe in Nashville - "I screwed your mother" and below it was written - "Go home dad, your drunk!"

Seen on toilet paper dispenser at University of Wyoming dorms. No job is finished until the paperwork is done.

Sign on the door of a maternity ward in a hospital: push, push, push

Sign on the wall above a toilet: "Flush only Toilet Paper."

Sign seen in restaurant: We Reserve The Right To Serve Refuse To Anyone!

Stenciled on the train underpass walls at Flinders St in Melbourne, Australia to discourage people from spitting on walls reads "DONOT SPIT" and a bright fluoro green sticker next to it reads...... "SWALLOW"

The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful. (Famous bathroom graffiti that Jimmy Buffett turned into a song)

We aim to please, you aim too, please. (Wall in Penrith Petrol Station)

We dont swim in your urinals. Please dont pee in our pool.

Why are you looking up here? The real joke is in your hands. - Seen in a bathroom in a pub in Luton, England

Written above the mirror in a mens washroom in Seattle, Wa, "Think!" and someone had scrawled below it, with an arrow pointing down, "Thoap".

Written on a toilet wall: I.C.A.Q.A.Q.I.C.I.8.2.Q.B.4.I.P.

Written on cubicle wall in two parts: Whats worse, Ignorance or Apathy? I Dont know and I dont care!

Your childs future is in your hands. (seen above a urinal)