TGIF RANDOM THOUGHTS

-If a woman wears a top that is meant to "show off her boobs" does she have the right to ask me with an attitude "What are you looking at?"

-If roses are red, why do they say violets are blue, should they not be violet?

-If the majority of women truly mean that looks do not matter, I would have banged Carisma Carpenter, Ali Landry, Selma Hayek, Kate Benkensale, Jessica Simpson and Katherine Bell by now....

-You have no soul if you cannot at least giggle when someone farts....

-Tasting great is always better then Less filling...

-The French suck, and not in a good way...

-When women cut their hair short after having long beatiful hair they should be forced to wash my ballsack after playing football on a hot sunny summer day....

-The Westside is definitely the best side....

-Cats....the other white meat...

-poodles, chihuahuas, and pekineese are not dogs...they are large rats..

-American Idol is the worst television show on the planet...

-is it wrong to think Anime girls are hot?

-thank god for 2old2play.com

Have a great weekend folks!!

Another one of my top 10 girls..



Peace out,
LB