Wives don't like Mass Effect (youtube)
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Thu, 04/05/2012 - 20:05
Wives don't like Mass Effect (youtube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmadibTVxdU&feature=player_embeddedFound while browsing. For the record I'll still have sex with my wife (but I let Ashley die because she was a racist b*tch and me and Kaiden never really clicked).
Lol, I saw this the other day. My wife laughed and continued playing ME2.
Oh, and I'm disappointed that being loyal in ME2 has little to no reward in ME3. I'm on my second play through in ME3 using a save where I had sex with Jack, the secretary chick, and a relationship with Miranda in ME2. I'm now romancing Ashley who I romanced in ME1. I guess she didn't care I was a slut while I was with Cerberus.
I'm actually glad there's no real consequence to cheating. Sure beats real life, eh?
I am sure if she brought him some beer and cooked him up some bacon he would come around. Second, if she wore something that made her more attractive instead of sweat pants, than she may get lucky. When all else fails, she should try doing shots.
"Actually... You and I started dating in 2008 and the first Mass Effect came out in 2007, so... Technically I've been with Ash longer..." LOL
I totally cracked up over that one. Im sure shakes is sick of listening to me lust after Mass effect charecters, but I let him lust after black widow in the Avengers, so it comes out in the wash right?
Thanks for finding this.Laughed my ass off !!Dude does need to be committed though.
The Scene in the park was great, i'd been running around the Citadel looking for random converstation to listen in on and offer my 2c worth for a reward. :lol: