I'm a minimalist when it comes to eating, not the amount but by how long it takes.

 

 

Doctors with borders, like social borders.  It sounded better in my head.  If I get laser hair removal will I regret it after the nuclear apocalypse during the inevitable nuclear winter? I'll probably end up sheering one of my friends and super gluing his hair all over me to keep warm.  I thought maybe instead of a comforter, I could replace the bedding with old newspapers, my wife said no.  I mean what else am I going to do with silly puddy at 1 am, or what if I need to adopt a puppy at 3 am or search for a job or a car or advice or whatever....I think if I could sleep in a periodical it would be Time Magazine or Consumer Reports then I know my interests and needs would be looked out for.  I think Martha Stuart Living would give me nightmares, but they would be best ones money could buy.