My Entry for the 2O2P Rise of the Argonauts Contest

For those of you who have not seen the front page recently, check out details for the new 2Old2Play Rise of the Argonaughts Contest here: http://www.2old2play.com/News/Rise_of_the_Argonauts_Contest 

The basic Gist of this contest is to write a short post about what Powers you would coontrol over your fellow gaming minons. Below is my entry. Have you entered? If not, go check it out and post your own Godlike Whims.

God of the Red Ring of Death

I would become the God of the Red Ring of Death. I would banish those responsible for the massive overheating of the world's 360's to the 10th level of Hell, where they would be forced to watch powerless as once-loyal 360 owners burn their White Bricks of Shame in sacrafice to the Sony Gods on their way to purchasing new PS3's.

But I would give those responsible for this travesty against the Gaming Universe one last chance at Absolution and Salvation. All those responsbile for the dreaded Red Ring of Death would have the opportunity to be cleansed of their sins by producing new, Ultra-cool and soundless 360's which they would provide to the world FREE of charge, on bended knee in an exhibition of their repentance.

Then I would flog them with corded 360 Controllers for all eternity anyway for putting all of use through the Dance of the Coffin time and time again.