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Vampire vs Werewolf = Underworld man, kate beckinsale looked hot!

werewolf. Vampires are wussies. They have those long fangs, but all they can do is sip on a little blood. Werewolves, the real creatures of the night, can tear in to some meat. They're faster, stronger, look cooler, and can live relatively normal lives, not to mention have sex. Vampires have been romanticized, I know, but think about it. The circulation od blood causes erections; vampires have no heartbeat, therefore no erection. So, here's how it would go down. The vampire, slinking through the shadows like a coward, would sneak up on the werewolf. The werewolf would hear and smell the vampire's approach and turn to engage him in immortal combat. Thrusting his massive claws into the vampire's chest, he would tear out its unbeating heart and eat it. Then, in a flash, he would rip its head off with his powerful jaws. When the vampire falls to the ground in a heap, no longer undead, just dead, the werewolf would hike his leg up and mark his territory all over the vampire. Pwned, bitch! In triumphant victory, he would then go home and have sex with his wife/girlfriend.

Well heck the werewolf wins based on Guardians story alone!

Since we've allowed Anne Rice to turn Vampires ghey, I say werewolves FTW

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as much as van helsing sucked the ending was cool........werewolves FTW!

werewolves, plus the whole sunlight thing.

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