My wife is a game addict….awesome!!

Automan21k

Shared on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 08:03

 

Yes, I am realizing that my lovely wife has a gaming "gift". She has become completely enthralled by Call of Duty 4 and WaW. She even woke me up early on Sunday so we could jump into a few matches…while this is a dangerous move, “get up, I need you to watch my back on Headquarters, these Timmys won’t cover me while I capture” is actually delightful to wake up to as opposed to “wake up, the cat just puked all over the place”.  
But I have noticed something that is hurting us in the game….people yelling out locations of the enemies and we have no clue what they are talking about. This has turned into a fun little game. We are under heavy fire, diving to cover and calling for help it goes something like this….
Me; I’m under heavy fire, get over here!
Wife; I’m coming, where are you?
Me; I don’t know!....Grandma’s house! Grandma’s house!
Wife; Which one’s Grandma’s house?
Me; (laughing)I don’t know!
 
I did hear one person identify grandma's house to me....they said it is the house tht looks like a grandma's house.....well, to me that just described everything but the barn...and I don't see anything that looks like a suburban Bi-level so it can't be my grandma's house they are thinking of.
It’s getting a bit difficult to yell out locations…since telling someone “I’m near a kind-of bombed out building by a fence” or “I’m in an alley by a car and a dumpster” just doesn’t cut it. So we will have to take some time to learn what these places are called….does anyone have a map with a guide?
 
But we gave the Hardcore Mode a shot on WaW, it was very fun but we were dominated by a group of Scottish, or Irish….or Australian guys….I couldn’t understand a single thing they said….except the profanities, they came through quite clearly…and constantly…..btw, what’s a “Wally Plunked Bob Sitter”(sp?) and why do I think they were talking about me?
 
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ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 08:05
grandma's house - the building next to stone bridge or some people call that the L shape in the center.
rumbagod's picture
Submitted by rumbagod on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 08:09
you magnificent lucky bastard :) isn't grandma's house over the river and through the woods?
char's picture
Submitted by char on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 09:19
+1 for the wifes addiction = ) & love those in-game funny stories! for me it's "Char it's by the broken bridge!" me thinking "where's the freakin' broken bridge?!!!" but cleaning up cat puke is second best...lol
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:06
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:39
Venom....this is GOLD
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Mon, 11/17/2008 - 10:40
now I know why everytime I start sniping in free-for-all people start yelling McDonalds....then I get shot in the head. seriously....GOLD
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Submitted by fatLUNCH on Tue, 11/18/2008 - 14:51
add me to your friends list.. i would love to show my wife that other women play. and i like playing with normal people and i just enjoy fragging. Its nice to play with people that arent using every 4 letter word in the book. +1 for the story :D

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