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Hardest part about this blogging stuff is coming up with titles.

Content is pretty easy. Never any shortage of stuff to whine about.

For instance, I had to work last night until 2:00AM and be up at the crack of dawn with the kids.

An hour after getting up I get the first signs of a migraine. Warning signs for me consist of confusion, partial disassociation from my speech centers and visual 'sunspots'.

All this essentially means I dont know what the hell Im doing, what the hell Im saying and I go 10-75% blind for about a half hour.

Today I was trying to babble guidance to my kids while bumping into walls with about 30% of my normal vision.

Doing dishes I forgot to turn off the water while extricating a partially eaten doormat from my 8 month old.

Like Cooleridge wrote; "Water, water everywhere, Im such a frickin' dink" or something like that.

I hate water. Worst element ever. Its not even a REAL element. Probably used to get beaten up in school by Boron or Zinc.

I could tell you stories about leaky roofs and flooded basements, but that deserves its own seperate rant.

I digress.

After my vision returns, it is accompanied by 2-3 days of varying degrees of pain.

I wont go on about the quantity of pain, there might be people reading this currently in childbirth or recovering

from an amateur garage vasectomy, but its enough that when my mother-in-law gets a tension headache and

calls it a migraine I want to punch her in the neck.

Anyhoo, again from my folder of Tarot Cards with Annoying Watermarks;

I do have the original images, but the files are so huge they take forever to work with.