Gym Observations P. II

SoupNazzi

Shared on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 15:06
Besides the obvious, I can tell it is the beginning of a new year.  When I came into work the first day back from vacation, the lunch fridge was stocked full of Lean Cuisine.  Yeah, that'll last.

The other thing, is the huge influx of people in the gym.  I joined the gym before Xmas and hard started my working out then.  It was about a week before Xmas, and I went in, and there are 3 rows of elipitical machines.  There maybe 1-2 people per row.  Not a whole lot.

Now, I get off work at 4pm, so I beat the big rush that usually comes between 5pm-6pm.

But, I go back to the gym for the first time this new year, and holy shit!  Almost every elipitical machine is occupied.  The next day, I come in again around 4, and there are even more people...  

It's diffenately a new year.  It won't last.

My other gripe, if you want to call it that, are people who aren't really working out.  They're fooling themselves.  The lady next to me, who's reading a book or magazine while she maintains a lazy pace of probably 1,000 strides over 30 minutes and a working heart rate of about 105.  You're fooling yourself.  You aren't going to get into shape doing that.  You have to get your heart rate going...  over 130 to lose weight, over 160 to get a good cardio workout.  And you have to do it for at least 30 minutes. 

When I get done with 45 minutes, I've gone over 6,500 strides, 4.5 miles, burned over 500 calories, and kept my heart rate up over 150 the entire time.  Now, I sweat, and after 45 minutes, I'm typically soaked...  and people stare.  WTF are you staring at?  Someone who gives 100% on his workout?  You're looking at the fruit of my labor.  Stinks, but at least I can feel good about my work-out and not lie to myself that I worked out while reading a magazine or watching Oprah, Sports Center, or whatever is on the 6 TVs they have in front of the machines.

/rant.

Comments

J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 15:08
Oh I KNOW! I remember at my gym there was this one woman on the elliptical, she was striding slower than she walks. Like really slow. Why? She was reading! You can't read and do an elliptical, esp. at the beginning when you are getting the hang of it. Good job goingt o the gym, keep it up
th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 15:09
So THAT's the smell coming from Texas....lol
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 15:41
Proud of you brother!
Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 15:42
I think they are staring at you because you are wearing a rainbow headband, have yellow and black striped spandex on (cradling you Man-el toe), and your pink fluffy leg warmers....To top off your ensamble, you are wearing a red mesh tshirt thank hangs off one of your shoulders... yep...that's the reason right there.
th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 16:06
Man-el toe......HAHAHAHAHA
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 16:18
When i used to be a member of a gym, i pretty much avoided going there until mid Feb. By then most everyone had fallen off the bandwagon and there was room to walk around and get a good workout again without waiting for new years resolution foos to get off the damn machines.
Kyosogi's picture
Submitted by Kyosogi on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 16:31
I was a personal trainer for a few years. One afternoon I witnessed a "going through the motions" overweight women on a recumbent (reclining) exercise bike watching her favorite television show. This wouldn't have been so bad, except she was a eating a Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar.
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 18:33
Most people aren't used to working out with marines. Can you imagine them in basic training? LOL
FatalPoison's picture
Submitted by FatalPoison on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 19:21
Our gym is packed especially on mondays....... I have a comment about yesterdays post, I went to my gym last week and I finished with my shower after using the pool and I go to grab my bag outta the locker and look up and see this very obese(trying to be PC) lady in front of me with no bra on and cheetah print bikini panties prancing around the locker room..............OMG........I did not need or want to see another woman's waist length jugs floppin around in my face!! I concur I loath locker rooms!!
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 20:43
Oddly enough, this morning my favorite radio show talked about naked men in the gym. It made me think about your part 1....But yeah - I see all the same shit. I hate gym noobs, and I hate this fucking blond that reads the paper on the running track....And I hate over-testosteroned fucks that won't let you work in on gym equipment when they're using two machines, and I hate the fuck that doesn't wash his gym clothes and smells like hell, and I hate....shit. Maybe I should just write my own blog...
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Thu, 01/17/2008 - 21:39
http://bodybuilding.about.com/od/cardioexercisebasics/a/cardiobasics.htm Aerobics have been proven most effective in teh morn for some time now. Hit the gym after work for weights, pedal yo azz before breakfast! ;-)

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