Accepting Applications...

I have decided to start accepting aplications for a new husband.  :)  My current model is starting to act up a bit and probably is due for a tune up *cough* kick in the ass...not sure it is worth the trouble. :)  It seems that he posted a pretty disturbing piece in the forums tonight and I am a little bent about to say the least.  I threatened to air his dirty laundry to the clan, but feel that is not the appropiate action.  I am sure that the clan would not appreciate a feud being carried out with in it's prestine walls. LOL.  So this is my comeback, lame as it may be.  Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. 

Qualifications:

1. Be good with kids.

2. have a sense of humor

3. Be Artisitic

4. Own your own Xbox

5. Have the ability to take out the trash. ( My current model just mastered this task, such a shame really)

6.Be able to load AND turn on the dishwasher...

7. Enjoy watching tv series on DVD

8. Must be taller than me..that's not asking much. I am 5'6.

9. Job and vehicle are optional.....

Thank you!