House Warming.....

Baine

Shared on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 10:45

Ok, I am currently at work so I am going to try and make this short and sweet (Like me, except for the sweet part).

My fiance and I have been living in our new home for about 3 months now...all of a sudden, I find out it's time for a Housewarming party, which consists of allllll the people she has apparently met in passing from where she was living in her old neighborhood.  Now I have absolutely nooo problem at all having some people over to see our new place, I am proud of it and of her for all the thigns she has made me do to it in the last couple of months.  Who would have known I knew how to mulch and do stuff with plants....god...I so hate plants.  Unfortunately however, it seems we are now having at least 50 people over on Sunday, this includes all of the invited peoples kids and souses and what not.  Again, no real problem with the theory of showing off the house and how our combined senses of style have merged into our new abod.   BUT GOD DAMN, the house isn't big enough for 50 people...we were going to have things outdoors but its probably going to rain.

On the bright side, if people are literally jammed into our house, hopefully they will LEAVE......

The real reason for my dismay is that this coming weekend is the first weekend I have had off in the last 6-7months, my position at my lab puts me on call when I am not in the office and I have finally trained my new employees to be self sufficient enough to take call for the first time.  Ahh I get to relax...but noooo....time for the housewarming.

Wish me luck...I am going to need it.

McBain

 

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Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 10:48
Gotta be honest, the only reason I clicked on your blog was becuz your avatar is so FUKIN scary I was tryin to kill it!!! Anyway, congrats on the pad!! Keep them yard-apes outta your basement, they'll break your shit!!! And dont let em drive your car either, even its its just around the driveway!!! Mike
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Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 10:54
"BUT GOD DAMN, the house isn't big enough for 50 people..." Serve chili, anything with teryaki sauce, and broccoli w/ some kind of dip. DO NOT out any toilet paper or air freshener in your bathroom/s. Hang around the food table. Whenever you talk to people, the first thing you say no matter what and how often is, "Hey , have you tried the chili? Oh man, here have some broccoli too..." And serve them. (Add whatever teryaki marinated food as well) You will have everyone rolling out in about 1 1/2 hours flat.
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Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 09/22/2006 - 12:50
Don't worry about the number of people. With parties like that you know that not everyone who says they'll show up will make it, and some of the ones who do show up won't stay long. And if it gets too crowded, there's nothing you can do, either they stay and deal with it or leave. Either way, it's no use worrying about it, just make sure you have food and drinks and if anyone bitches, throw their ass out.

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