What is new with me...

Well here is an update on the ivf..Yes it was successfull. We have had a few ultrasounds since we found out and there are at least 2 "sacks" and possible a third.

W.T.F!!!

What was all this bullshit of 50 % for 1, 27% for 2, 9% for 3.. Shananigans I tell you. It is a freaking conspiracy with Gerber, and Huggies, and Crib makers, and Diaper Dandies and all those bastards!! Just kidding. I know lots of people that have tried this and have not been as lucky as Teri and I have. Or have had to do the proceedure a few times.

To tell you the truth, I am not sure I want triplets. Twins is fine, but trips. Holy shit!! I am already scared crapless as it is with 2. Teri and I have talked and she has said she does not know if she wants to carry trips. But things are still early (so says the Dr.) and they can dramatically change. He says we might be able to hear heart beats this ultra sound or the next one. Then we will truly know what is in store for us.

I am still giving Teri a shot (progesterone (sp?) ) before we go to bed and she is wearing estrogen (sp?) patches on her belly. She has felt a little nausious (sp?) the past coupld of nights. But she felt better last night!! Oh and here is another thing, no banging for the first freaking trimester. Dr. said this is just a precaution. Yeah well eat me you bastard. You did not tell me this crap when I signed up for this. I should kick him in the nutz, or get to bang his considerably younger and surgery enhanced wife to make up for not telling me this. But I think the mrs. might have an issue with that. Well looks like the mrs. is just going to have to speak into the microphone more to help make up lack of "fun time"!!!

Well so far the running total for this procedure is $23500.00 Which does not include the gas, parking fees, and other little crapie things it takes just to get to all the appoinments. It is about 60 miles round trip to the Dr.s office and they do not validate for parking.

Well the lan was awesome. I am really glad I got to put a face to voices that I have been talking to for over a year. The only thing I found a pain in the ass about the lan was the service we got when we went out to eat. Preaks, myself and Right hand had 2 or 3 different sucky ass servers help us when we went to get food. At one place after waiting almost 45 minutes we had a different server come to us, ask us if we were the ones with 2 omletes, and pancakes. We said yes. She then handed us the check....Before we even got our fucking food!! 5 minutes later our original server came to our table and asked...Did you guys get your food yet? No fucktard, but we got the bill for it. This is just one example, and the rage is just to great to tell about the othe two times.

Xbox has been really fun the past week. I got chrome hounds and started playing that. I love trying out different hounds. Facehumper helped me out a lot trying to figure out how to build a hound. Thanks Face!!

Well that is about it. I will keep you guys posted on the baby front and other stuff going on. If anyone has any questions on ivf I am more than happy to tell you what I know and what I have experienced. Just let me know.

Today's eye candy is another pick of Jessica Biel: