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TDrag27

My husband just called me at work and said this,


"I think I want to go buy that 3-legged cat."


Context - there's a 3-legged cat at a "Last Hope" shelter in the pet store. Apparently it got in a fight and made it out alive, but sans one leg. Originally Dean tried to talk me into getting that cat and getting rid of our current two cats, to which I said no. Now he calls me and says he wants a third cat.


How does my husband go from wanting NO cats, to wanting 3 cats? WTF, I quit. I don't understand.


 

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XSSmoke·
It's either compassion or hunger.
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SoupNazzi·
divide and conquer
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buckeye75·
To a man, cats are lame. But a 3 legged cat is awesome.
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tarbs·
I thought every guy wanted more pussy at home.\r :)\r yes I went there. It's Friday damn it. \r :p
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Crack·
\r Cats are a downward spiral. You just keep hoping you'll find one that's like a dog. I say let the man have his 3 legged friend.\r \r He shouldn't have to buy it, tho.
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skumbukit·
Sweet...name it \"isosceles\" or \"Pythagorean\"
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nae·
lol kum dumpster\r \r Poor tara i sorry but the three legged cat is a \"front\" so dean can train it to kick the piss out of the other 2 and have several \"unfortunate\" accidents.\r :) \r Clever my friend Clever~
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Caesar·
u f'd him up good job
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Caesar·
u f'd him up good job
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TDrag27·
Nae is probably the closest to correct. \r \r The other day Dean said he wouldn't want to let the cats outside because they might get hit by a car....and if that happened, he'd be cheated out of his opportunity to kill them. That's how much he hates them. \r \r
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FreynApThyr·
Tip # 4: Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home\r \r Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do? Does he want a three legged cat?\r \r More of these tips on how to tell if your husband is gay are avaialble at:\r \r ChristWire.org\r \r Just doing my bit to spread the love of Jesus.
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AngryJason·
Get the cats! Get the cats!\r \r A 3-legged cat is awesome. I had one once upon a time.
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doorgunnerjgs·
He just wants it so if it falls over, he can joke about it not having a leg to stand on!