SPARHAWK25's blog

So….I was in the other room the other night, either watching TV or masturbating, and I heard a loud crash. I started going towards the noise and a few seconds later, my dog lets out loud howls of pain, ones I have never heard from him. I run over to him, he is on the ground motionless, his food ejected on the carpet, and he is laying in his own urine. After saying fuck a dozen times, he regains his senses after about 15 seconds…it was all the swearing. My thought is that he either had a stroke or was choking, and when he fell on the floor it dislodged his kibble.

A few weeks back, I discovered a hornet’s nest in a tree in my front mulch bed. I noticed it when I was weeding about 3-4 feet away from it (it is about 5 feet above the bed). After nearly soaking myself in my own urine, my first thought was…I need to find something to throw at it! A cooler head prevailed and I looked online and discovered they are the “Bald-faced Hornets”. They live in a hive of about 500-700 members, hunt other insect & critters and are only aggressive if their nest is threatened (obviously).

A few weeks back, I discovered a hornet’s nest in a tree in my front mulch bed. I noticed it when I was weeding about 3-4 feet away from it (it is about 5 feet above the bed). After nearly soaking myself in my own urine, my first thought was…I need to find something to throw at it! A cooler head prevailed and I looked online and discovered they are the “Bald-faced Hornets”. They live in a hive of about 500-700 members, hunt other insect & critters and are only aggressive if their nest is threatened (obviously).

This will not be quite as exciting as me running naked through the Black Forest…but hey it’s a start. Last weekend my personal Ohio State football game attended streak reached 25. That includes home, away, and bowl games. I will go to every game this year and considering doing the same for next…who knows where it will end. I am only #2 on the streak list with my friends. My friend, Nick, is at about 130 consecutive…that’s over 10 years. That boy has issues.

This will not be quite as exciting as me running naked through the Black Forest…but hey it’s a start. Last weekend my personal Ohio State football game attended streak reached 25. That includes home, away, and bowl games. I will go to every game this year and considering doing the same for next…who knows where it will end. I am only #2 on the streak list with my friends. My friend, Nick, is at about 130 consecutive…that’s over 10 years. That boy has issues.