So, amazingly enough, and without a signature, I was lucky enough to come home to a used 360 on my patio.
I went to reauthorize my content, but I could only stand to get through about half of the game content. Still have to do the videos, but that will be a piece of cake!
Downloaded BF1943, and did better playing it as a trial version than I did playing the full version.
I will not be recycling this coffin.