Just My Luck
The other night I met an older woman at a bar. She wasn't bad for 57. We drank and talked a bit. Then she asked if I had ever had a mother daughter threesome? I said no. We drank a bit more. Then she says that it is my lucky night. We go back to her place. She turns on the lights and a little music. She then shouts upstairs, "Mom, you still awake?"