Is This The Coldest Place On Earth????

That is where I live. In Regina, Saskatchewan. What is wrong with this fucking picture??? Well, for one it is the coldest place in Canada. ALWAYS. I have no idea why, but it is. If you notice it is even colder than Yellowknife, which is in THE FUCKING NORTHWEST TERRITORIES!
To break it down for you Americans -34 degrees Celsius = -29.2 Fahrenheit. That is BEFORE the wind chill. With the wind chill it is -48 Celsuis, which equals -54 Fahrenheit. Is that not absolutely fucking ridiculous? I am wearing full winter gear and have a space heater under my desk, and I am still frozen. It is absolute bullshit.
So, to all of you people in Texas, Cali and wherever else..... FUCK YOU. Fuck you and your sunshine and your blue skies and your precious warm sun. I hate you all.