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Ever Fart in a Car, and then been surprised?

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This morning, im driving to work and I get that feeling... you know the one, that feeling where you suddenly have a lot of gas building up. ;; You know its there and its going to have to end up elsewhere. ;; So, you have a brief second of pre-visualization where you look forward to the good feeling of release; the joy of relieving the pressure. ;; Then, you let it go... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......


But, wait - a surprise! ;; It stinks! ;; Not normal stink, Im talking serious roll-down-the-windows-no-matter-how-many-papers-blow-out stink. ;; The kind that you have to take in your car to get detailed afterwards. ;; The type that might even leave a stain. ;; The kind where Im glad there are no other occupants, or even cars on the road for that matter. ;; What the hell did I eat?


Ever been there?

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Lonewolf·
Nope never been there, thats why you wait till you get out of the car goofy.
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Cranefolder·
No, I havent done that, but this morning on my way to work some douchebag in front of me rolled down his windows and a few seconds later an odor drifted into my car that reeked of burnt hair and grilled feces. Do you live in Birmingham?
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Lunatik-ZX·
Yes i was on my way to the vet ... i was going to put one of my cats to the eternal sleep...\r \r I farted and then ... Man the cat died ...\r \r 100$ more in my pockets and i cant taste anything anymore ... but that was worth it \r
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DixieBelle·
We were out once with my husbands aunt and uncle. He let all of us out at the door and went and parked the car. Evidentally during that time he had a moment of gas himself. We finished our shopping and all returned to the car. I was the unlucky soul who opened the car door first. After I picked myself up off the parking lot and everyone stood for a while letting the car air out I think he was a bit embarrassed! Lesson for the day: unattended toots in a car do not dissapate, they ferment!