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Shared on Wed, 07/26/2006 - 13:48

The difference between men and women

HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he

was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we

could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent.  I asked him what was

wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He

said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Tue, 07/25/2006 - 13:30

How the world works

It's really simple you know, let me make an analogy to simplify it for you :

 

THE "TWO COW EXPLANATION" OF HOW IT WORKS...

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor hasnone. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows,

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Wed, 07/05/2006 - 10:04

Mans Three Stages of Marriage

Some are still suprised that people rarely get married where I come from.

Here is one of the reason, depicted by our friend the king of the jungle.

Before the Marriage :

During the Marriage :

After the Marriage :

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Fri, 06/30/2006 - 15:11

A good reason to spend your summer watching TV

This summer, CBS will be hosting a reunion "All-Stars" cast of Big Brother participants.

I admit, Ive been watching this show since the beginning.

Main reason why I watch it ???

This is why :

Hottie Janelle

Anyone needs any more explanations ?

However, this year the publics votes will decide who gets to enter the house this summer.

So, if like me, you appreciate the female form, go vote for her on cbs.com

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Tue, 05/16/2006 - 09:00

Our teachers need help

Our teachers are underpaid and unappreciated.

They are the ones who take part in the education of our next generation of leaders.

What do they have to resort to in order to earn a couple extra bucks?

Another PSA… And this time it’s actually for real.

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Wed, 05/10/2006 - 10:15

Protect your skin against sunburn

What is a Sunburn?

Sunburn is the result of not using proper skin protection while sunbathing or even from routine sun exposure. The skin becomes red, tender and swollen. You may have a stinging sensation and blistering may occur. ;;The skin will eventually shed or peel, once the skin underneath has renewed itself.

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Tue, 05/09/2006 - 14:14

Help save our planet

You know what makes me sick to my stomach?

People who do not recycle.

I can’t understand why in 2006 someone would deliberately throw some recyclable item in the trash.

It’s so simple, glass, plastic, paper, cardboard, metal, whatever it is, it can be reutilized.

Here is such an offender caught on camera. Notice the bottle of Coors Light in her right hand.

 

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Mon, 03/27/2006 - 09:47

Yes, we are there !

Now let me tell you a story.  Its an OMM story.
It begins with one cool SoCal individual by the name of Keith aka Gaius Ceasar.
Thats him to my left :

Keith, Dan and Alcatraz

Now, this guy goes out of his way to offer incredible hospitality.
He lets me tag along for the weekend.  He brings me back a signed copy of the "Whiskey Bible".
By the words of Gayle (pictured bellow) we are the same.

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Fri, 03/10/2006 - 12:42

A moment of clarity

Ill first tell you my symptoms and you try and guess what was my evening like yesterday :

1. Ears ringing like crazy
2. Constant smile on my face that will not go away
3. Legs, back and feet swore from dancing for 3 hours

Youve guessed it wrond if you said : "Sheep hurdling in a windtunnel while playing racketball"  But youve guessed it right if you said : Youve attended a rock concert.

DanLeCrinque

Shared on Wed, 03/08/2006 - 08:15

Time: a scarce commodity

You cannot even begin to imagine what needs to be put on hold for I to be writing these lines. Can you pinpoint the exact moment when your free time was taken from you? Do we spend 20 years on a school bench to be told what to do and when to do it? What’s left to be spent on leisure, doing things I like? Simply finding the time to write an email to a person I care about is an exercise worthy of mention. Carl Sanburg said it best: Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent.

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