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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken."

"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken."

"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the Girl replied.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the Girl replied.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,

"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,

"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

There's this Blonde girl driving on the highway, and shes listening to a radio station where the DJ is talking about Blonde jokes. The Blonde Girl gets furious and while shes driving she sees another Blonde girl trying to row a boat on a grass field.

So, she pulls over, gets out of her car, and walks off the road towards the Blonde girl rowing on a grass field.

Then She yells "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid! If I could swim I'd come over there and show you a piece of my mind!"

There's this Blonde girl driving on the highway, and shes listening to a radio station where the DJ is talking about Blonde jokes. The Blonde Girl gets furious and while shes driving she sees another Blonde girl trying to row a boat on a grass field.

So, she pulls over, gets out of her car, and walks off the road towards the Blonde girl rowing on a grass field.

Then She yells "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid! If I could swim I'd come over there and show you a piece of my mind!"