Cooking for one!

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IamDank

Living single in New York City, I don't really cook much (if at all) at home. Take out and prepared foods are just to easily accesible and for me to cook, well...


 


I believe I'll let The Oatmeal summarize my exact problems with it :


 


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LMAO - this is EXACTLY what I go through. Say, oh, im feeling like some delicious chicken parmesan. Chicken cutlets come in 4 to abazillion pieces. I'll eat two. Sure I'll freeze the rest and most likely forget its in the fridge. Mozzerella - big ass hunk. Good thing I have the dog to take care of some (farts be warned), Tub of Marinara. 3/4's left. Argh. Total cost, way freaking more than just calling Papa Dapepe and ordering it in. Oh. and they make it better too. Haha!


Enjoying Black Ops very much. It's not Modern Warfare (hint, hint, its in the 60s...not sure what people were expecting?) The killstreaks have been relaxed a bit and im not getting pummeled by 1000's grenade launchers a game! woo hoo! Now how do I convince Ms. Reach we should see other people...I guess I can date two fine looking ladies at once right?


 


Dank

Comments (5)

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AlbionGal·
The Oatmeal rocks!\r One of my favorite is the Zombie Apocalypse.
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wamam87·
you cheating little whore!!!
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IamDank·
@AlbionGal - I love their comic strips. BEAR-O-TACTYL!
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Nunderw00b·
blasphemy! though shall burn in hell for this adultery!
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Nunderw00b·
though=thou