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Jan Levinson-Gould: You already had a party on May fifth for no reason--

Michael Scott: No reason? It was the 05/05/05 party, it happens once every billion years.

Jan Levinson-Gould: --and a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.

Michael Scott: No that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear in the flyers.

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Michael Scott: Who's there?

Jim Halpert: KGB.

Michael Scott: Dwight get the door.

Dwight Schrute: I'm not answering the door.

Michael Scott: Answer the door.

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Dwight Schrute: No way. It's the KGB.

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Dwight Schrute: I'm not answering that!

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Michael Scott: Who's there?

Jim Halpert: KGB.

Michael Scott: Dwight get the door.

Dwight Schrute: I'm not answering the door.

Michael Scott: Answer the door.

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Dwight Schrute: No way. It's the KGB.

Jim Halpert: Ding dong.

Dwight Schrute: I'm not answering that!

Pam Beesly: Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building. So the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.

Dwight Schrute: [running] AHHHHH!!!

Phylis: Wow! Thirteen! [breaking Michael's previous record of 12]

Michael Scott: No, no. There was wind.

Dwight Schrute: I was just jogging.

Michael Scott: Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.

Pam Beesly: Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building. So the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard.

Dwight Schrute: [running] AHHHHH!!!

Phylis: Wow! Thirteen! [breaking Michael's previous record of 12]

Michael Scott: No, no. There was wind.

Dwight Schrute: I was just jogging.

Michael Scott: Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over.

Andy: Best ad ever, 'gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that--' I am totally blanking. What is the thing?

Jim Halpert: Nobody tell him!

Andy: Wh- no, why?

Jim Halpert: You got it. You're so close.

Andy: Best ad ever, 'gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that--' I am totally blanking. What is the thing?

Jim Halpert: Nobody tell him!

Andy: Wh- no, why?

Jim Halpert: You got it. You're so close.

Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.

Michael Scott: I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.

Meredith: You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home.

Andy: I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you.

Creed: It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military.

Andy: It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!

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