Celebrity Endorsements

Every once in a while something just pops in my head and makes me wonder why they stopped making it.

Take Billy Beer, for example.

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This slice of fried gold was brought to us by the Carter we should have elected, Billy. A man who was so dedicated to the craft of booze drinking that he had a beer named after himself.

Why couldn't we have seen this happen in recent memory? You know, like a branded coke mirror by Neil Bush and Roger Clinton that comes with a clip-on pinky nail for that quick pick me up. Or at the very least Neil could have showed us how to evade a voodoo curse placed upon us by our ex-wives.

So what quality products do you think Brittney, Paris and the freshly dead Heath could come up with?

I leave it in your hands.