Save us Tom Cruise!

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/generic_presidential_ballot/election_2012_generic_presidential_ballot

"A generic Republican now holds a six-point advantage over President Obama in a hypothetical 2012 match-up for the week ending Sunday, October 2. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely U.S. Voters finds the generic Republican earning 47% support, while the president picks up 41% of the vote."

This is fantastic. The people are chomping at the bit waiting to be told what to do.

'We don't care who, someone rescue us!'

Napoleon to the unruly throngs, "Fear not my fellow countrymen, we will liberate you from your oppressive regime!"

(Send word to the front lines to occupy the bridges and streets until the people beg for order again.)

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In other news: http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/10/04/sesame-street-hunger-muppet-photo/

"The iconic kids show is set to unveil a new impoverished puppet named Lily, whose family faces an ongoing struggle with hunger issues. Lily will be revealed in a one-hour Sesame Street primetime special, Growing Hope Against Hunger, which is being sponsored by Walmart."

Make sure you tell the children who is responsible, like I don't know, Wall Street and Congress. And maybe billions in stimulus sent to shore banks rather than billions sent to feed our hungry. Nah, that's a ridiculous proposition, unless it secures their vote.... If we toss her some hardtack and swill but package it with a pink plastic unicorn, do you think it will buy her votes for a couple years? May need to focus group on that one first. In Somalia.

May the Bridges I Burn, Light the Way.