Bank Run!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/durbin-to-bank-of-america-customers-get-the-heck-out-of-that-bank/

"Bank of America customers, vote with your feet, get the heck out of that bank,” Durbin said on the Senate floor. “Find yourself a bank or credit un-ion that won’t gouge you for $5 a month and still will give you a debit card that you can use every single day. What Bank of America has done is an outrage.”

You crazy politician, you can't do a bank run, that would cause a wide ranging collapse of monetary stability once it was found out Bank of America does not have the capital to fund everyone pulling the money out. Don't present ideas that will systematically cause a worse crisis unless you are purposely trying to fear monger.... Oh. nm, carry on.

Ah, whatever, just buy the new iPhone with a BoA Debit card. That's how you can help the economy, by being a part of it, spend spend spend you stingy money grubbers and quit causing economic problems with your bank run ideas and big company worries.

And while we are at it, http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBAMA_DEBT_COLLECTORS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-10-04-06-36-08 

"To the dismay of consumer groups and the discomfort of Democrats, President Barack Obama wants Congress to make it easier for private debt collectors to call the cellphones of consumers delinquent on student loans and other billions owed the federal government."

Pay your student loans you deadbeat jobless government funded collegiate bums. Buncha government teet suckers probably are really who caused this double dipping, You tell em Prez.

May the Bridges I Burn, Light the Way.