LAN, LAN, LAN

Come on people! It is time to start getting excited about the Chicago LAN in August! I know that the economy sucks right now, but apparently we have sold a paltry 17 tickets so far. This saddens me to no end. I know that I am among the fiscally challenged procrastonators, but I fully intend to get my ticket as soon as my next expense check rolls in from work within the next few weeks. There are few reasons to miss this event and 100 to attend (see Tara's FP series on just what you will be missing if you don't go at www.2old2play.com/News/The_Top_100_Reasons_to_Go_to_the_2009_LAN____v1_0). So find a ride, bum a cot or floor space and eat dirt on the ride over if you must, but make it to the LAN folks. After the year we all have had, you owe it to yourself, your 2old2play friends and your family (let's be honest, they need a break from you) to make it to Chicago from August 7 - 9 for this event. If you don't show up, we will send Bubba to your house with his custom-made sex toys where he will set up a public product testing station on your front lawn. What will your neighbors think? What will your kids think? Hell, what will your dog think?