Emo?

I thought I was pretty hip, but I guess there's a difference between Goth and Emo.  Who knew?  I just thought they were goofy kids who can't make decent fashion decisions and love being the "wierd kid".  Thanks to LA radio, I now know the difference.

How do you get an Emo kids out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What's the difference between Emo grass and regular grass?

Emo grass cuts itself.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, one to change in and two to write poems about how good the old one was.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fuck 'em, let 'em cry in the dark.

What do you get when you have an Emo kid buried up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement.

Bigger crybabies than me?  I wanna go punch 'em and tell them how I'd give anything to go back to being 16.  Douchebags.

Have a great day!