Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK

Why Sha and Onesimos SUCK...well let's see. They get into Chromhounds, then leave real quick. So whenever I come on, "Oh they were just on 30 minutes ago! Damnit...just missed them. Welp, I might as well go to Halo3 since they probably won't be coming back." And as soon, AND I MEAN AS SOON, as I find that last asshole for a DLC objective, *pop* Onesimos is online. *pop* Sha is online. And I mean right at the same time. Then while I'm trying my damnedest to quickly end the game (not by team killing or giving up mind you!) I get the messages, "Halo sucks" "Why aren't you in 'hounds?" FUCK YOU GUYS! I want to play! I figured you weren't coming back but NOOOO!!!. And then, when I work a graveyard shift, there they are playing 'hounds.  And I swear it's not just , "Sha is playing Chromehounds," but "Shaw is playing Chromehounds, and you're at work, asshole." What the fuck man!? How do you do that Sha? But luckily when I'm not there, they are deranking, and sucking, and killing each other, and falling off cliffs and killing themselves.  So now I don't feel so bad about them playing late at night without me.  Oh I'm ready for the, "Oh yeah, well Desk fell asleep before we left the lobby to a new game and sat there and got killed from being passed out drunk." Hey man, I'm playing my character to the T. He's a drunk Russian, what were you expecting? Some kinda sweet smelling russian hottie dude? What the fuck, man! So yeah, Ones and Sha SUCK! Suck suck suck suck!

Nah, I'm only kidding, these guys are the only ones I'd leave Halo for. So that being said, anyone who actually DOES have a problem with them can suck the shit out of my asshole because that'll be the only thing you can do to save your life from my pistol being placed against your ear.

-FTFO