What if crack babies could tie their own shoes?
Would it look like a supermodel trying to eat spaghetti?
I like spaghetti.
OK, so some people at work were telling me about a line of sandles by Reef that has a 3 ounce flask in each sole, so you can carry 6 ounces of liquid with you wherever you walk. Not that we need more excuses to have alcohol handy, but I feel obliged to pick some of these up before the Chicago LAN.

Yeah, I'm still debating about Chicago this year - money is tighter this year than last because of building up a network at a new job, blah blah, so I'm looking for an appropriate roommate or some FREE option for sleeping arrangements.
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Mmmm! Foot flavored Jack Daniels! Can't wait.