I really should update this thing ...

... and I really should update that butt ugly gif banner up there, but I can't be arsed to. I'm to busy playing last years edutainment titles (yes that means Playboy mansion and iloveporn.com ... what ?? Porn is both educating and entertaining).

Since I'm in here, I might as well post something game related (if for no other reason, than to uphold my own codec of only posting game related stuff ... besides the wife won't let me moon the webcam *sigh* )

On to the game related stuff (yes, it get's boring from here on in). Ever hear of Defcon?
Superb litle title, but don't take my word for it, here's the game's tagline as proof: The World's first Genocide 'em up ... If that don't excite you as much as that kentuckyian cousin of yours, then I don't know what will.
It's a Real Time Strategy with pretty much everything aside from the figting removed ... well almost everything.

A match will usually take 10-20 minutes, during which you'll be dropping nukes and scrambling bombers left and right, and if you join a multiplayer game chances are you'll also be treating you allies to a nice cup of weapons graded uranium ... Tasty.

A game goes like this:
Defcon 5: Place missile silos, airbases, radars etc.
Defcon 4: Same as above, but your radars will now start picking up enemy movement and missile placements
Defcon 3: Fighting commences ... with conventional weapons only ... BOOH
Defcon 2: same as above
Defcon 1: YIIEEE HAAAARHH! Bombs away, watch those babies sail into the stratosphere before descending  on you enemies (and allies). get those pop corn ready, because things will get hot.

Official site: http://www.introversion.co.uk/defcon/

(I guess the morale of the story is i should see someone about my paranthesis addiction)