Rent-a-Center Can Go Fuck Itself

So, although Facehumper was kind enough to let me borrow his Xbox while he's on vacation, he gets back tomorrow, and my Elite is still sitting on the kitchen table with no coffin to send it in.

I went to Rent-a-Crock on Friday, thinking I would just pony up $60 to rent one of theirs for 2 weeks while waiting.  ($27 + tax a week).

They wanted:

My empolyment history.  No biggy, that's typical.
4-5 references - Seems a bit extreme, but I can use my relatives as (2) of them.
Social Security numbers, including my wife's - Sorry, mine, yeah, you can have, but my wife doesn't enter into this equation.
My wife's employment information - See above
What company is holding my mortgage on my house. - WTF?  I'm renting a XBOX, not a $4,000 TV (which you've overpriced btw, I can buy it at Fry's for $2,000).
The account number for my mortgage. - Are you smoking crack?  I don't even give that to my credit card companies.  I'm not giving you my account number on my mortgage for a fucking Xbox!

So, I folded up the form I was filling out, put it in my pocket, and said, "Sorry", this isn't worth my time, or my information.  I took the form because it already was half-filled out and I wasn't going to leave any of the information with them, so I took it home to shred.

Well, options are getting slim.  I may have to resort to taking the Circuit City route.

*sigh*