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Shared on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:55

The bullshit being flung at and about Sarah Palin is getting ridiculous:

* Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience

* Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

* Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.      

* Sarah Palin's enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List        

* Sarah Palin's brain is three times the size of Joe Biden's. It's science.    

* Little Known Fact: Iran's nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.       

* Little known fact: Sarah Palin killed Heath Ledger so he'd go out on a high note.      

* NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.

*  Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened voters.

Comments

ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:58
WoW just in less then a weeks time.
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 10:58
So she's like Chuck Norris...and here I thought she was a MILF.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:04
I wouldn't fuck her with Rabb's cock and Sjam pushing.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:06
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 09:04
I lol'd at the terminator references...good job outta you.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:10
"Sarah Palin?......Come with me if you want to live."
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:16
+ 1 for ekattan and Gatsu
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 11:40
In all seriousness, it is bullshit. Some CNN douche questioned whether she'd have enough time to spend with her children as VP. And some other biatch said that she was irresponsible for accepting the VP offer which will put her pregnant teen in the spotlight...WTF? Nobody asks Obama if he will have time to be a good dad. Nobody criticized Edwards for being VP when his wife had cancer...
th3midnighter's picture
Submitted by th3midnighter on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:04
As neither a Demo or Republican, its really entertaining to see the Dems attack her with vengenance like shes the devil and see the Republicans defend her like shes Lady justice. I don't quite understand her qualifications for being a VP but really, this whole election has become a dog and pony show now anyways. This will be by far the most entertaining thing on tv this fall. MUST SEE TV!
BalekFekete's picture
Submitted by BalekFekete on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:06
Sarah Palin could cure cancer if she so choose, but is too busy single-handidly negotiating peace with a race of advanced space monkeys to jot the formula onto the back of a napkin.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:25
Sarah Palin once banged Baine with Sjam's cock and Rabb watched.
xBIGWIGx's picture
Submitted by xBIGWIGx on Wed, 09/03/2008 - 12:25
I'd joke as well, but I'm too concerned over her far-religious-right stances on the important issues to do so. Anti-abortion, anti-gay-rights, voted against "equal pay for equal work", thinks God wants us to be in Iraq, wants creationism taught in school alongside real science, and the list goes on and on.
Deman267's picture
Submitted by Deman267 on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 10:26
It's not a THEORY the way you think it is....You just don't understand what a THEORY is in science.And Darwin didn't"believe"it.He knew it.Creationist idiocy rises again.
Jmarps's picture
Submitted by Jmarps on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 12:40
@ TDrag, actually a LOT of people critisized Edwards when he elected to run even though his wife was sick. At least that is the way I remeber it. And he and his wife were on any show that take him, getting in front of the story. That being said, I think it is a fair question, but they should ask the same question of any male candidate with a similar homelife.
Spidey's picture
Submitted by Spidey on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 15:02
xBIGWIGx, not sure why teaching multiple THEORIES in school is a bad thing. After all, it's still just a Theory that even Darwin didn't believe when he died. Anyway, I am not hard core on either side but this is ridiculous. The Dems must be scared shitless to resort to this.

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