The Kessel Run

SoupNazzi

Shared on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 10:29

 

 

And let the bad puns begin:

I'd beat my kessel run for her.

I'd chew her bacca.

I'd give more power to her rear deflector shield.

I'd successfully navigate her asteroid field.

At that speed you going to be able to pull out in time?

C'mon girl, hold together..

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SPACE SLUGS!

Do let the mynocks bite.

THAT'S NO MOON!

Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.

No, no, no! THIS goes over THERE, and THAT goes over HERE!

"I'm making the jump to lightspeed! I'm making the jump to lightspeed!"

There's an awful lot of moisture in here.

"You're my sister"

"Great shot, kid!"

Punch it chewie.

You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.

The force of gravity is strong with this one

I'd get cocky in that, kid.

Han shot first.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?

"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

 

Comments

Trashguy's picture
Submitted by Trashguy on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 21:45
They left out the most important: "IT'S A TRAP!"
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 11:13
How many of those puns were actually yours?
SoupNazzi's picture
Submitted by SoupNazzi on Wed, 12/16/2009 - 12:33
Zero. Why would I waste my time when I can copy and paste?
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