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Shared on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:28
...as we know it.

8-Year old Suspended for Sniffing Marker

WESTMINSTER – Adams School District 50 is defending its decision to punish a third grader for sniffing a Sharpie marker.

Eight-year-old Eathan Harris was originally suspended from Harris Park Elementary School for three days. Principal Chris Benisch reduced the suspension to one day after complaints from Harris' parents.

Harris used a black Sharpie marker to color a small area on the sleeve of his sweatshirt. A teacher sent him to the principal when she noticed him smelling the marker and his clothing.

"It smelled good," Harris said.  "They told me that's wrong."

Benisch stands by his decision to suspend Harris, saying it sends a clear message about substance abuse.

"This is really, really, seriously dangerous," Benisch said.

In his letter suspending the child, Benisch wrote that smelling the marker fumes could cause the boy to "become intoxicated."

A toxicologist with the Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center says that claim is nearly impossible.

Dr. Eric Lavonas says non-toxic markers like Sharpies, while pungent-smelling, cannot be used to get high.

"I don't know whether it would be possible for a real overachiever to figure out a way to get high off them," Lavonas said. "But in regular use, it's just not something that's going to happen."

Adams County School District 50 leaders were unfazed by the poison control center's medical opinion.

"Principals make hundreds of decisions everyday based on our best judgment. And in that time, smelling that marker, I felt like, 'Wow, that's a very serious marker,'" Benisch said.

Despite the medical evidence, Benisch promised to draw an even clearer line on markers.

"We've purged every permanent marker there is in this building," he said.
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I don't feel fine.

14 Year Old Charged with Possession of a Weapon in a School - A disposable camera

CLINTON, Conn. -- Police said a 14-year-old student at a Clinton school brought a homemade weapon to class on Wednesday.

The Morgan High School student is accused of attempting to fire the device at another student. Police said the device was made from a disposable camera.

The teen's father said that the school and police are blowing the incident out of proportion.

The boy's father, Bret Haughwout, said that his son hadn't modified the camera in any way, that he had just opened it up.

"All he did was bring a disposable camera, take it apart, demonstrate that if you press this button you get shocked," Haughwout said.

"When dealing with electricity, you can cause injury or harm. We want to stress that these aren't toys," said Sgt. Jeremiah Dunn of the Clinton Police Department.

The student was taken into custody by a student resource officer and was charged with possession of a weapon at school, breach of peace and attempted assault.
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You're right, it isn't a toy...  it's a camera.

Comments

BigBlue's picture
Submitted by BigBlue on Wed, 04/09/2008 - 01:29
I am fairly certain that society as a whole will experience a backlash against this kind of stupidity and "please God don't let me be in the path of that karmic wheel" ought be all of our prayers
J-Cat's picture
Submitted by J-Cat on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:33
ahhhhhhhhh won't someone think of the CHILDREN!?!?!?! Markers? Are you effing kidding me? Disposable camera? Yet Johnny can't read?!
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:34
Oh how I hate people!
LuxDraconis's picture
Submitted by LuxDraconis on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:36
Was the little dude running around shocking people?
Armorsmith76's picture
Submitted by Armorsmith76 on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:43
The public response to stupidity of this magnitude should involve angry mobs outside the administrators homes with pitchforks and torches. Becoming a school administrator makes people dumber than they normaly are... and that's really something.
NorthernPlato's picture
Submitted by NorthernPlato on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 08:47
My brain hurts. The level of stupidity some people achieve to cover their own ass is astounding. [joke]I feel like punching a school administrator; given I work in a college, one shouldn't be too hard to find[/joke] brb...afk
LtBlarg's picture
Submitted by LtBlarg on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 09:54
Just think back to some of the science experiments we brought to school. Most of those would land us in jail now.
LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 11:01
My kindergartener is obsessed with drawing tanks right now. Im crossing my fingers that his inattentive teacher continues not to notice so he doesnt get expelled.
wilderz's picture
Submitted by wilderz on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 13:42
I remember in 6th grade we all held hands and the two people at the beginning and end of the line put their fingertips on this metal contraption, and our science teacher cranked it up and it sent a small current through everyone. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen today.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 04/08/2008 - 14:57
My kid was looking at a book at school that had people with guns in it. He acted like he was shooting a gun and got sent to the principal's office. The teacher said that she was scared. He showed the book the the principal and all was worked out.

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