Democrats in Dallas

SoupNazzi

Shared on Wed, 02/20/2008 - 09:07
Obama and Chelsea Clinton are both making appearances here in Dallas today.  Obama will be at Reunion arena.

And, we get to C UNT Students stand up for Hillary Clinton!  Sorry, I  couldn't resist the easy jab there.  It's almost like the university I attended.  University of Nebraska at Kearney.  UNK.  Our favorite phrase at UNK was;  "You can't spell "Drunk" without UNK."  Pithy.

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Dreams


I don't dream a lot, or if I do, I never seem to recall them.  Last night however, I had a real trippy dream.  Me and a buddy were going to lunch with Tony Soprano.  The conversation I was having with my buddy was about how Tony never takes anyone to his home, because he brought Pauly Walnuts over one day, and Pauly drove him nuts.

So we enter into this really plush restaurant.  Tony gives me a silver dollar and asks me to put Journey on the jukebox.  I go over to the jukebox, but it won't accept the silver dollar.  So I go to the table that Tony is sitting at, and there sitting with him, and going to be eating lunch with us, is Bill Clinton and a Mother and Daughter who were knock-outs.  There was an empty seat between Bill and the mother and daughter, so I sat down in it.

Boy, did Bill give me a dirty look.  So I turned my back on Bill and started talking to and flirting with the mother and daughter.  I cock-blocked Bill Clinton!  W00t!!!  And then I woke up.  So I don't know if I got the mother-daughter menage a trois I was hoping for.  Oh well.  One can only dream!

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Oh So True



Lebanese

Comments

ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Wed, 02/20/2008 - 09:25
Funny
stang503421's picture
Submitted by stang503421 on Wed, 02/20/2008 - 09:56
If I could only count how many times I've stayed up late "proving" my point to some internet screenname.....:) Nice one.
SixTGunR's picture
Submitted by SixTGunR on Wed, 02/20/2008 - 21:00
Oh yeah...I saved that one for future use...

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